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 Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:44 am
THIS WAY FOR HOT DICKINGSAll of which are loaded with carbs and slathered in full butter, releasing hot ropes of bacon grease upon the unsuspecting masses.ā Dis First Post
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:48 am
STUFF WHAT DON'T GO NOPLACE ELSE
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:50 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:54 am
 draw me like one of your French squirrels
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:13 pm
Journal Forms n' Shizz[b]Name:[/b]
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:13 pm
Name: Dem Melons Alias: Howard d**k!Shape: Female, Normal d**k Flavor: Watermelon Gatorade Personality: A careerwoman who doesn't hold back! Fist fighting her way up the corporate ladder one TPS report at a time! Mate(s): None, but she banged Crepe & Lady Banana Liberator. It was college and the drugs were good... Offspring: Trippin Melonballs (Crepe & Lady Banana Liberator)
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:27 pm
Name: Trippin Melonballs Alias: Pin d**k!Shape: Female, Normal d**k Flavor: Nila Wafers Personality: A hippy, despite her mother's (Dem Melons) wishes. Choosing to live in a commune and grow hemp in a tropical zone. She sends postcards from Margaritaville to her parents when she can remember. She is fluent in Spanish and shops a lot in Mexico. Parent(s): Dem Melons, Crepe, Lady Banana Liberator Mate(s): None, her body is ready. Offspring: Newp.
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:32 pm
Name: Such Wow Alias: Wowwow d**k!Shape: Female, Uncut d**k Flavor: Blueberry Lemonade & Vodka Personality: A bit of a party girl! Enjoys the life of a social butterfly and entertaining guests for informal party pizza, video games, movies, drinks, and Twister. She designs and sells piƱatas. Mate(s): None, come get some! Offspring: Nope.
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